Friday’s Faux Paw

JamesStahp2Okay human males. I haven’t slagged on you for a very long time so you’re in my crosshairs for today’s faux paw. Why, why, oh for the love of everything WHY do some of you wear knee-high socks with shorts?!? Unless you need orthopedic socks or are trying to hide a submarine sandwich for later, PLEASE don’t do this. And definitely do not put sandals over top of that whole mess you got going on. If you think it adds some sophistication with dress shorts, no, no it does not. I keep thinking I should buy you a pair of sock garters to complete your look. If you truly wanted to be dressed up, you wouldn’t be wearing shorts anyway, right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight?? If you’re too cold and want the socks to keep your legs warm, there’s this great invention called pants. So unless you need some Geritol please wear ankle socks or no socks at all with your shorts. Wear black socks with dark shoes, and white socks with light shoes. My poop rating on knee-high socks with shorts is:




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About Zeke

I am Joelle's co-blogger. I will play fetch any time day or night. I write Friday's Faux Paw telling everyone what not to do style wise. Woof.


  1. Hahahahaha! Great one Zeke!

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