Friday’s Faux Paw

Baggy Outfit

Today’s Faux Paw makes you look dumpy. Why anyone would want to look that way is beyond me, so it shocks me that I have to bring this up. When you wear something billowy and loose fitting on your top AND your bottom, you look like a marshmallow or a block of cheese – mmmmmm… cheese… okay I’m back. To fix this choose a tighter fitting top like a fitted T-shirt or blouse if you’re going for a loose bottom. If you’re wearing a loose top go for tighter fitting bottoms like a legging, skinny jeans, or pencil skirt. Remember tents are for camping, not for wearing!

Still want to look dumpy? Here’s my rating:

3-poop-star

About Zeke

I am Joelle’s co-blogger. I will play fetch any time day or night. I write Friday’s Faux Paw telling everyone what not to do style wise. Woof.

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