Friday’s Faux Paw

Ahhhhh another Friday the 13th. The fear of Friday the 13th is called paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia. I am afraid of people who commit this faux paw – wearing “PINK” across your bum. We have Victoria’s Secret coming from the US to Canada to blame for this phenomenon. They make beautiful lingerie, however they also make lounge wear/workout wear that sports “PINK” across the bum of the pants. It’s bad enough to wear these pants for what they are intended for which would be working out or staying at home. However the real problem begins when I am out for a walk and have to see you out in public wearing these atrocities. Please see my past blog entry for how I feel about outfits that belong in a gym being worn outside of the gym hereAnd to make matters worse many of the people wearing these pants do not need to be drawing further attention to their plump, jiggly, untoned bottom. Just a heads up, these pants were in style years ago in the US so not only are you guys being sheep, you are also way behind the times.

 

 
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About Zeke

I am Joelle's co-blogger. I will play fetch any time day or night. I write Friday's Faux Paw telling everyone what not to do style wise. Woof.

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